Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
