He is an equal opportunity slut.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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