Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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