Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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