oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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