It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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