doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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