I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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