I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
