I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
