No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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