apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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