Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
sex in a hospital.. check
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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