Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm bleeding and have questions
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
