everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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