you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
