So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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