Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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