Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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