He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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