Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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