There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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