you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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