Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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