Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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