brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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