I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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