He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
