I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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