i just had sex bonerless
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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