I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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