Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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