They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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