There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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