therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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