i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Sponge bath it is.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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