Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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