Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
