i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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