i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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