After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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