My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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