Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Two words: blizzard sex
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
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