i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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