There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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