I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He's a Shit stain on my heart
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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