I must be too annoying 4 u.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
