you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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