Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
His nipple licking is glorious
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