Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
